Saturday, November 21, 2015

Bloated Nazi Turd

Hair longs to escape
Red face bloats with booze and hate
This man runs for Prez

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Up in the Morning With a Twinge

I'm a cranky old man in dirty old jeans,
What does it mean?
The hinge in my back doesn't work,
In the morning when I irk.
The knee joint needs grease,
East Bay grease when I get a piece
Of the cold morning
Of the dark blue dawning.
Would someone offer me,
A mug of strong black coffee?
No chance for that dance,
Get it yourself, you cranky old elf.